If I used del.icio.us regularly…

…I wouldn’t need to post these little reminders:

Media Room
(thanks to Amanda Chapel for the trip around Edelman’s StoryMakerUpper that led me to the Media Room site)

Celebrity (hep) Cat Blogging

…and a little bird watching

Friday (hep) Cat Blogging…

With Nina Simone…

17.77 gigabits per second… that’s webbling!

In an effort to kick up performance for their MMORPG guild, high energy physicists at CERN and CalTech have developed a fast data transfer methodology using Java and the immense data pipes of the National Lambda Rail project. They used MonALISA to monitor and optimize their throughput. No one got eaten by a grue, so the experiment was deemed successful.

The MonALISA system is designed as an ensemble of autonomous multi-threaded, self-describing agent-based subsystems which are registered as dynamic services, and are able to collaborate and cooperate in performing a wide range of information gathering and processing tasks. These agents can analyze and process the information, in a distributed way, to provide optimization decisions in large scale distributed applications. An agent-based architecture provides the ability to invest the system with increasing degrees of intelligence, to reduce complexity and make global systems manageable in real time. The scalability of the system derives from the use of multithreaded execution engine to host a variety of loosely coupled self-describing dynamic services or agents and the ability of each service to register itself and then to be discovered and used by any other services, or clients that require such information. The system is designed to easily integrate existing monitoring tools and procedures and to provide this information in a dynamic, customized, self describing way to any other services or clients.

Bill Gates and Molly Holzschlag… early Webblers

I haven’t heard back from either of them re. the Sandhill Big Tenth Party (here, all day 12/31/2006), but I enjoyed reading Molly’s notes on their conversation yesterday.

When Webbling turned to Blogging…

May 5, 2024. I can be precise about that because 5/5/05 is the day when Spring Heel Jack left a “comment” on Morrie Schwarzenegger’s webble (Mitch Albom is a Terrible Writer) recording these memorable thoughts:

Mitch Albom is the scourge of his own assring. Feed his latest column into the universal translator and it comes out: “I give myslef the dirty sanchez and hot carl with alarming frequency; stop me before I kill again.” To paraphrase Devo, Mitch, yummy-down on this throbbing pole of hot man-chicken, asscleft.

regards,
Spring Heel Jack

Thanks to RB for pointing me toward Schwarzenegger’s webble. Thanks too for this Oscar Wilde quote…

There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde

Shit, I’d also like to thank the academy and RB for this pointer to Amy Sedaris’ blockbuster of Oprahtic significance, “I like you… Hospitality under the influence.” You can bet your ass we will be using these tips and tricks here at Sandhill as we prepare for the New Years Eve Day grand fete celebrating Sandhill’s 10th anniversary after inventing the world wide web.