Hairball-ism

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  • Steeped in a tradition of neologistic originality, the CBO reached deep and pulled up "hairbrainism" as a categorical signifier for the intellectual heirs of Emerson.  Ralph Waldo was an American original for sure, but he lacked the essence of American originality.  Like Condoleeza Rice, he was a person "educated beyond his understanding."  he was, in short, a bit of a turkey.  Today few of us care to look back toward Emerson as we dyspeptically assess our American roots.  No – from the jack-pine savages shooting each other in the north-woods deer-hunts of Wisconsin, to the wash-board scratching, accordion playing cajuns of the Lousiana bayou we honor our country-fried roots.  And if Ben Franklin’s noble bird found favor at the pestilential feasts of the first Thanksgiving, well today we have Turducken.   Turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken… it’s not just a holiday novelty!  It’s good all year round.

    While the rest of America eats a regular roast turkey at Thanksgiving and Christmas, here in the land of "There’s no such thing as too rich or too much," they eat their turkey stuffed with a duck, which is in turn stuffed with a chicken.

    Tur(key)-Duck-(Chick)en. Get it?

    from:
    POSTCARD FROM THE SOUTH: Turducken a bayou holiday choice: Turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken a tasty dish
    by Anne Rochell Konigsmark

    source: The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, December 6, 1998.

    via: HighBeam Research

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    1. Dennis Klein
      Posted November 27, 2024 at 11:36 | Permalink

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