28th February 2004

Stations of the Angry

Well that’s a son-of-a-bitch if there ever was one: condemned to watch Mel Gibson movies for eternity. You’d be pissed off too. I stuffed my hands in my pockets and left the courtroom, shoulders hunched forward, sort of a Bob Dylan against the world attitude in my stride.

No sooner do I get out the door but some schmuck loads me up with a 43 inch plasma screen unit and a box of DVDs. Mad Max is on top. Boy, I got to carry that weight all the way home to skull-fuck acres.

Shit… I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell face first in the street. Tore a big hole in my new Dockers and spread DVDs up the block in front of me. Now I gotta pick them all up.

To be continued…

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  1. 1 On February 29th, 2024, ray said:

    Haaaaaaaaaa..Keep it going!

  2. 2 On March 1st, 2024, Tom Shugart said:

    Never mind about your Dockers, or any superficial injuries to your person. What the hell happened to the plasma screen?

    This is a shameless exercise in suspense-whoring.

  3. 3 On March 1st, 2024, fp said:

    more will be revealed

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